✓ “Oh, but there are so many other tanners out there promising that I won’t be orange and strident, that’s just one more…” 

✓ The difference between Totally Bangin’ Tanner and the other “Tanners” is that they never thought about their skin. They did not think about the lumps, bumps, cellulite, stretch marks, redness and dry spots that we hugged!

✓ That’s why we’re not just going to promise you the deep tan of your dreams. We’ll make sure that or your money back.